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Current Music: 99 Red Ballons-Goldfinger
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? George Bush-who else?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Eminem. *shudders*
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Andy. The more I know about him, the more I cant stand him. Him, or else-spencer.
4. What is the best kind of cheese? Cheese curds!
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? Cucumbers, roasted chicken, melted marble cheese (from St. Alberts!), pickles, mustard, maonaise...er...yummy stuff.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? That Scottish guy from Timeline-and that other movie he was in. Gah, cant remember his name!
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Music Celebrity? Uh, er...um...music? Er...A hot one? *doesnt know enough music artists*.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count). Move Equiptment!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? New Zealand...Or Scotland. Yeah Scotland.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Bribeing gaurds at the Scottish castles to let me go where actual tourists are not allowed.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Alexander Keithes Beer I suppose.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? 60's and go all Hippie!
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? I (and only me) is allowed to change any rule at any time with no arguement!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Evelution Negative-where a person suddenly finds him/herself going backwards in the evolutionary path, and what he/she does about it.
15. What is your favorite expletive? Damn straight!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Poke 'em with a stick!
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? My video camera!
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Meet every famous person I can and tell them exactly what I think of him/her!
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? the ablitiy to control anything and everything consitered 'nature' (animals included)
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I have no fricken clue.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)? the day I threw a stick over a railing by the ocean in BC. It came very close to knocking someone out and they would have fallen into the ocean and drowned if it had. Still feel horrible about it.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? New Zealand! (for a while at least)
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Thats a very good question.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!"? Kats!
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? ....I had one, but then I lost it!...
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Winfred.
27. What's your theme song? My own composisition-it goes "Dadadadaaaaaa! Paige is the greatest! Dadadadaaaaaaa" I call it "The Happy Seal"